Twitter is for Twits

I do not get it! I guess it's for the generation that all check on each other every 5 minutes and just gotta know what everyone else is up to. I am getting old as I really don't want to tell everyone every time I get a drink of water or go on a walk. Maybe I am just too boring of a person for Twitter. I will admit it. My life is very dull and that's just the way I like it!